Alright! Hallo, everybody! My name is Ford, Fordfiesta, or pretty much anything you want to call me. 
 
First, I guess, I should start with my rules:

-PM only! I don't like thread. 

-I know, I sound mean, but I'm not. I promise. 

-I adore romance, and I will do any gender pairing, (MxM, MxF, FxF) and am open to playing any gender. Just let me know what gender pairing you want when you PM me.

-Please no one-liners. I get that sometimes it's hard to think of something to post, but I'd say, a couple sentences, minimum. You can do that, can't you? I find it very dull when the roleplay gets down to one-line posts.

-I suppose you can flake on me, if you want to. I'm gonna try to make it so you don't want to, though.

-Be 18+! You don't have to be the author of "Fifty Shades of Grey," but I would still like there to be some sort of sexual interaction along the way. If you don't want anything like this happening, TELL ME! It doesn't have to happen, I want to have fun with eveebuddy! Also, I find myself always being the dominant one. Clap your hands if you feel me.

-Cursing, gore, rape (if it has proper place), and self-harm are okay AS LONG AS THEY HELP THE STORY ALONG!!

-Characters are also 18+, no exceptions.

-Please send me the name of your favorite singer if you've read this far.

-Please, please, please, be at least semi-literate. A few spelling mistakes are okay, even if they're really bad, but when I'm trying to read something so ridden with errors that a baby might have written it, it's hard.

-Just let me know if there are any kinks your character has. I'm pretty open, so don't be shy.

Next I guess I'll post pairings I want to do. 

::_____x_____::= I've got a plot for this one, but if anyone wants to suggest anything, I'm okay with that. [b]FUCK THIS I HAVES IDEAS FOR EVERYTHHHINNNGG[/b]

£= Preferred character, but I'm sure I can adjust.

*= Pairing I really want to do. The more stars, the more I want it.

<_____x_____>= Time period other than modern.

Parings will come on the next post.

Please PM me. All these rules make me feel like a jerk.