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I've always suspected that our school's philosophy teacher is perpetually high because of his musings. He even made a garden slightly off school grounds. We always suspected there were shrooms somewhere.
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People don't always have to be high to have strange reasoning. Some people just naturally see a presidential candidate making a series of points in a rally, and respond, "Is he wearing mom-jeans? He's wearing mom-jeans."