99 packets of chips,
Take one down,
Turn it around,
98 packets of air on the wall.

...because, 'cause, see, the packets of chips were all opened! By me! And eaten!

/facepalms

I need to come up with better gags. Uhh anyway, first time in RPGuild, looks like a fun place, I hope I'll be able to sign in once I get back to my usual wi-fi because it's pretty jacked up but I really like this place like whoa.

Fan of funny things, and trying to be funny, but I don't usually succeed. Mine is the life of a doomed stand-up comic, but it's my life, so meh. Been roleplaying for all of 8 months, so if I mess something up please tell me, I would really appreciate your help!

Also. If it wasn't already apparent. I like chips.