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[b]Two years worth of nemes made a glopping noise as it flowed endlessly into Asuna[/b]
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dank fucking SAO joke chapter memes m8 u wot u wotti wot m8 wot u ye wata lglkg

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[color=lightblue]Apparently Shadowy has disconnected randomly. That also meant that there was nobody to serve the poison, which meant that people were more safe. Unless there were employees coming in, then it probably wasn't safe.

When Komin saw the weird Cirno cosplayer, she noticed that she had stolen some coffee from some random coffee-drinking girl. Why was there even a coffee shop in an MMO, wouldn't people that wanted coffee get some coffee irl? See, people don't make sense sometimes. Everybody, not just a certain amount of people. So, this didn't make much sense.

When the Cirno cosplayer put down the cup of coffee and returned it to the random girl, Komin made a mad dash for the cup of coffee and dived in order to make it fall  and break, and that is what she did. She may have hit someone in the head whilst doing so, but she didn't care much while she was saving people from [i]poisoned coffee.[/i]

After she got up from the poison and glass mess on the floor, she looked at the owner of said coffee. What the owner said, and I quote, was:

[color=red][b][i]"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?"[/i][/b][/color]

aand then the owner of the coffee cup stomped out of the coffee shop. 

saved players : 1[/color]