(Sapphire and Savato Collab)
[hider=Original Title]Disclaimer: This has nothing to do with the actual post and may be offensive to a wide range of genders, races, and religions.
(Starring Sapphire McButterfly and Savato The Almighty in A SERIOUS Collaboration With a guest appearance of the mighty dildo, The Truth.)  
'Don't make the truth set you free.' (A SERIOUS Collaboration quote) 
'WRITE THE POST DAMMIT love you tho <3333333333333' (Another quote) 
'Damn woman look at all you wrote after an hour of stalling. Good Job.' (Look at all that Family Fun!)
'Now we fuck hard.' (Best out of Context Quote) 
'The Truth: I wanna know why collaboration is taking so G-d damn long. McButterfly: Because good team work can't be rushed!'(Its Inspirational too!)
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Vince watched as people began to evacuate and in time devolve into a frenzy, he wasn't sure if he cared very much but it bothered him not to know. He was quite content to sit on that roof top a while longer, sipping wine, enjoying the sunset and being a suave bastard in general. He was naturally a curious person and that curiosity got the better of him, "What are you seeing Camille? Anything interesting?" He hadn't wanted to ask her but she was the one with the binoculars.

Camille was ecstatic when she witnessed Patel's sudden burst of bloodlust, it was something one would normally see once in a lifetime. She was like someone who was too caught up in playing a game or something and would only give vague responses like 'yeah' or 'mhm' even if they would have no relation to the response Vince was hoping. She nibbled on a new slice of pizza while watching Solf enter the building, thus preventing her from seeing the juicy bits. 

"[b]Awwwww...[/b]" she'd whine without giving an explanation. She then tried to find a better angle to perhaps see the monster through a window or something.

 Vince raised an eyebrow, he honestly couldn't tell if she was doing this on purpose or just that captivated by the destruction. "Camille, calm down! It's not a circus, would you be this excited to watch an exterminator or a kid stomping ants would you? That's what this is, you and everyone else get off on the whole pain thing, don't expect me to follow. It so much easier to just kill them all quickly, if you stop to enjoy it you're wasting time." 

 Looking at the table he realized that most of the food was gone thanks to Camille's appetite, he sighed and began to clean up the mess leaving the rest of it within her reach in case she wanted to finish it off. He began check off his weapons list, every shot gun and gadgets accounted for. "If you'd rather be a little bitch and not tell me what's happening that's fine but remember we are supposed to be working together, if I don't know what's going on I can't do my job." He sighed, he was still getting used to working with Camille and he did not like it.

A bulge of veins popped out of Camille's forehead as Vince's little morality check about working together and all that nonsense got on her nerves pretty quickly. She turned to face him, aiming right at his face before hurling the pair of binoculars right at the young man's face. 

"[b]Pffffff, quit whining petit parasite, we can't see Patty anymore.[/b]" she puffed her cheeks in frustration over the lack of action going on and her partner's constant bitching. Plus most of the food was gone now, probably Vince's fault for not bringing enough during such a grand occasion. 

"[b]Oh and.. I'm no sadistic weirdo, I'm not manipulating people against their will après tout~ Hypoooooocrite! At least I make them vanish quick~[/b]" she replied with a provoking tone before sticking her tongue out in sass.

Vince barely managed to dodge the binoculars that flew past his head and shattered on the roof top. "Tsch, now they're broken." Despite her childish fit, she had a point. While he found it hard to even accept the way she acted he tried respect what she meant. "Alright, fair enough. What I was trying to say was I don't want Isabella or anyone else on my ass because we messed up. However you want that to happen is fine but I'm not putting myself in a bad situation for you." Ignoring her sass and his urge to laugh he gave her a serious look.

He took another moment to go over what she said then ,almost contemplatively, he said, "I don't get much from human pain and though I dislike killing Metas, it is thoroughly more enjoyable than people. Honestly I don't believe that humans hold much of a right to anything so we need to root them out before they feel more entitled than they already do." Vince held his tongue from going further, Camille probably wouldn't understand or care. "So if we can't see Patel anymore, that means its go time?" Vince sat up a bit, ready to get away from here.

She got even madder, the bulge on her forehead widening just a little bit as she growled at his self-righteous moral speeches. They were long and boring, like Sebastian's, except they were about friendship and teamwork. Or something similar, she didn't follow long enough to conclude to anything consistent. Just as she was ready to punch his face in, he suggested to go and mess around at future Ground Zero, which calmed her down very quickly. 

"[b]Oh yeah, that makes a looooot of sense. If you carry me, I'll give you five dollars~[/b]" she'd offer him, just to mock him even more than she should have done.

Vince tried not to laugh but it was getting harder, "Sorry but walking is good for you." A shit eating grin spread across his face and he dashed off the roof, not waiting for the result. He wasn't sure how it was an act and how much had been meant to just annoy her. He couldn't really help it, they'd been stuck working together more than he cared for and it was beginning to wear on him. He stopped around ground level and used the manager's office, that was so generously emptied for him, to change. He felt a little bit like Batman in that when it came to actual fighting he had to rely on skill and whatever was in his arsenal. He decided it would be better to leave his cloak behind he didn't particularly need it now.

Camille rolled her eyes as she followed him in stealth mode, coordinating her footsteps with his so he wouldn't notice her. She did all this just to take a peek at the manager's office as the man was changing. It have her plenty of time to check him out, and eventually she'd giggle at some elements she wasn't supposed to see in the first place. She tried to keep quiet because she didn't want to get caught but deep down all she wanted was to have another argument or fight just to have some attention pointed at her. Hey, children will always be children, even if they're 25 and jobless. 

 Vince turned to leave when he noticed the crack in the door, Camille was obviously peeking. Whatever, there wasn't enough time in the day to deal with her shit. So he pretended not to notice, opening the door he feigned ignorance and stepped past her. "Thanks for waiting, you wanted me to take the west part, right? I think I'll deal with the crowds first, Patel can't kill them if they run away." He walked over to the door and held it open for her, "Don't say anything stupid and I doubt anyone will even notice us, there's likely to be a fight of some sort but you know what to do." He gestured towards the door eager to get going.

"[b]Nope, the back. Do you even listen?! Ah la la morveux va...[/b]" she'd reply to the seemingly indifferent man whom she had just spied on in a flagrant manner. It didn't seem to bring her anymore attention, but trying was never a waste for Camille. Her colleague wanted to go and so did she, but before leaving she looked around the various empty rooms in the apartment floor they had sacked from the submissive manager. Upon digging a few seconds in a closet, she had found it: An Umbrella, a simple dark blue umbrella. 

"[b]Héhé, this is way better than that guy's magic hammer thing.[/b]" she'd mutter to herself, pleased that she had acquired a melee weapon that, in her mind, matched Light's toon hammer. She'd then follow her partner down the road to the Reformist HQ. 

It wasn't long until Vince and Camille split up, Vince to take care of the escapees and Camille to run off and do something childish [s]awesome very stupid your mum[/s]. Vince started working through the crowd until he got to a good mid point and ordered them to stop, most did to his satisfaction. He asked them repeatedly to go inside and promised that nothing was wrong. They were beginning to listen when an arrow flew at him knocking him back. Frowning he looked to see a girl shooting some kind of bow at him. Her accuracy was dead on so even he couldn't dodge every arrow, these however were meant to push him back, he would need to adapt if he wanted a chance when this Katniss wannabe started firing real shots. 

As for Camille, she had to maneuver her way through a couple of alleys to end up before a long row of fences with barbed wires astraddle. They didn't pose a problem to the meta who could age anything to mere dust, so she proceeded anyway. She'd soon gain the air strip where multiple choppers were being prepared for emergency evacuation. Luckily for Camille the people around where too busy concentrating on their own thing that they would distinguish the laid back Camille strolling through the panicked masses as she laid a simple finger on a helicopter's engine. It would cause most of the area to degenerate into what seemed to be nothing. Rinse  and repeat, she'd combo the vehicles set in rows before turning her attention to the chaotic base. Work started now, she'd have to locate some interesting stuff to recruit while maybe killing a few people along the way.

TL;DR: I don't even know, just read the last couple paragraphs and you'll get the important stuff.

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