[b]1. Since this is obviously tricky business; what sex/gender are you?[/b]
It might not be obvious, but I am male. Nothing weird about it, just one of those rare male heterosexuals you've heard about on the news...

[b]2. Since some of us tends to be rather inappropriate; how old are you?[/b]
I'm seriously inappropriate, which is fine because I'm 29 years old. 

[b]3. Since culture really does make one hell of a difference; where are you from?[/b]
Well, to understand this you'll need some schooling. 
On the eastern side of Denmark it almost touches the southernmost part of Sweden (it's a gay thing). That part is known as Scania and has been the prize of many Swedish/Danish wars since forever (which is the accurate historical term) and was even autonomous for a short while just to keep these two countries from fighting over it (didn't work). I hail from this proud land, which is complicated...
The culture here is very different from the general Swedish culture, and doesn't have very much in common with the Danish culture either (because the king thought that we needed to be swedified, showed him...). So we're kind of stuck in the middle with nobody on our side. Many Scanians would like to return to Danish rule, but those bastard Swedes won't let us go. Of course, there are benefits to stay Swedish as well, but why then must we suffer the idiocy of those bloody Danes?!

As I said, it's complicated. There is a national organisation called GBS (Gräv Bort Skåne/Dig Scania Away) which gathers every year along the Scanian border and digs a long ditch. The irony is that there are participants from both sides (pro-swedes and pro-danes) participating. 

[b]4. Since some people like to do some really weird sh--stuff; what do you do?[/b]
Currently I'm studying at the university in Lund to become a teacher in history. Other than that I practice martial arts (Southern Shaolin Kung Fu) and write roleplaying systems and worlds. Less nerdy is that I've recently adopted a Samoyed dog samed Samson who was beaten by his former owner, so I'm trying to make his life worthwhile by training, walking, socialising and so on and so forth...

[b]5. Since we are all nerds here; what are your fandoms?[/b]
Well, Naruto obviously, but mostly because I love the world. The main character is an ass, the story gets... Really weird from time to time and there are huge plotholes along the way... But the world is cool and interesting.
I also love the Avatar-series (Both of them, but airbender is the better one), but haven't been able to find/come up with a good rp in that world yet.
Then there is DragonBall Z, which I believe every Shonen-fan should watch, because it's the base for... Everything since then, seriously, there is some kind of homage in every bloody shonen since DBZ. 
Also, Star Wars, SW is cool. All three episodes of it...