[quote=@Nightmare Bunny]
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Psh, spontaneous combustion doesn't necessarily equal death... right?
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Lemme test it.

*is become flame, heater of homes, griller of foodstuffs, best friend to roofs*

Yeeeaaah, I dunno. If I were alive, that might have killed me.