[quote=@Halvtand] You'll get along fine with the hat then... [url]http://satwcomic.com/monkey-man[/url] [/quote] Sad thing about that little joke is that it was actually a danish politician, on [i]international TV[/i] that called a black dude a monkey. She actually went "Er det en [i]abe[/i]?(Is that a [i]monkey?[/i])" and pointed to a black dude. I swear, the entire country facepalmed at once. There are other cases of racism, such as the fact that our Prime Minister tends to speak english whenever she adressess someone of a different color, even though they speak perfect danish... Mostly, our racism is actually just us being idiots. In my case, I'll say really racist shit and not even realize that some people might find it offensive. Like, I went to school with a dude from Pakistan. I called him all sorts of terrible things (mostly "Perker" which is more or less the danish version of calling someone "Nigga") and he was cool about it and called me all sorts of shit back, 'cause I dressed weird when I was a teenager. Then, we were out for pizza one day and the dude that owned the restaurant was .. of color... as well. I called my friend "Perker" and the owner just totally spassed at me. I was banned from the restaurant. I'm still not allowed there. And it was ... seven years ago. So... The racism isn't intentional... The other shit usually is, though. With the gay jokes, rude remarks and completely inappropriate shit like joking about pedos. There is no joke too dark for danish humor. I know a guy who constatly jokes about killing people. Sometimes, we're actually not sure if he's joking or not, so we just assume (and pray to God) that he is. He'll say stuff like [hider=WARNING! Sexual content and Gore (not really...)] "You know what'd be really hot? If when you're doing a chick from behind, you just grab her hair, pull her head back and slice her throat." [/hider] We'll stare at him for a few moments until he eventually goes. "I'm kidding" in the most bland tone ever. And that's some of the [i]least[/i] weird shit he says. I'm ranting again... ALSO! I can't bellieve I forgot about MARVEL!!! I am a [i][b][u]HUGE[/u][/b][/i] Marvel fan. Especailly the old X-Men Comics! Hey, [@Shadowcatcher]. How do five gay guys walk? In ONE DIRECTION! BWAHAHAHA :newlol