[quote=@BrobyDDark]
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I kept hearing stories about how awesome these threads were so I wanted to make my own.

I'M SO, SO, SORRY!
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Things are never as awesome in real life as people make them out to be. If I told you slamming your dick in a doorway was cool, it's obviously not cool, but hey: maybe my enthusiasm and smooth salesman approach really, really sells it. So you go ahead and slam your dick in a doorway, and you are confronted with nothing but pain and broken promises.

Or something.