[quote]distinctly remembers his mother emerging from the basement one night with a massive, renaissance-era sword, [/quote]


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Hey, welcome to the hairy club. Where DHT and overactive follicles can fReely express themselves! I see that we have a handful of common interests as well, like occasionally moving thibngs and a dislike of fahrenhite (srsly stick with celsius or Kelvin, darnit!).