My maths book just had the most hilarious bout of logic I've ever read. Context: A bunch of little kids in a bus accidentally poisoned the bus driver, and he's dead. Just as they realise that, the bus is hijacked by a fugitive colonel and sergeant. So the sergeant points his pistol at the driver and tells him to wake up, but the colonel tells the sergeant that it's illegal for bus drivers to sleep on the job. Thus, he must be dead. But the sergeant retorts that when they were at an ATM that only a driver could reach, there were instructions [i]in braille[/i]. That would mean that they must let blind people drive, so they're probably letting sleeping guys drive as well.

My maths book is [i]insane.[/i] And also hilarious.