[quote=@Legend] Well first of all, a stick of bug spray won't kill a guy. Second of all, all of that is improbable. [/quote] [quote=@whizzball1] My maths book just had the most hilarious bout of logic I've ever read. Context: A bunch of little kids in a bus accidentally poisoned the bus driver, and he's dead. Just as they realise that, the bus is hijacked by a fugitive colonel and sergeant. So the sergeant points his pistol at the driver and tells him to wake up, but the colonel tells the sergeant that it's illegal for bus drivers to sleep on the job. Thus, he must be dead. But the sergeant retorts that when they were at an ATM that only a driver could reach, there were instructions [i]in braille[/i]. That would mean that they must let blind people drive, so they're probably letting sleeping guys drive as well. My maths book is [i]insane.[/i] And also hilarious. [/quote] What if the driver was already poisoned and he happened to die after he licked the bug spray sticker because the poison finally kicked in and killed him. Then the fugitives, who are actually mimes who are acting as fugitives, come in with finger pistol and are silently talking to each other and are talking about a story that someone else told who was actually blind and mute. Boom. World class detective right here.