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The race was close and tensions were high, Camille gave one of those overly competitive, murderous looks at he buddy as she passed the little girl. Though that kind of look on Camille's face would be more silly than intimidating, at least without true killing intent. Well, Ann was inevitably the faster one there with her taller legs and probably better physical shape than Camille's underdeveloped body. This however allowed Camille to progressively slow down as the twist involving the kidnapping of the float was revealed to the duo. While the blonde girl ended with bang (or a big splash in this occasion), Camille's little figure had stopped as her feet were dunked into the salty water.

She'd snicker at her friend's disarray, noticing a few red marks on her body with that hilarious flop she had made. While Ann recuperated from her agitated performance, Camille checked out her surroundings real quick. A lot of people had started to socialize and were generally happy, even the three stooges who usurped their inflatable were enjoying themselves. Such a positive attitude couldn't possibly make Camille anymore joyful to be alive right now. Except.

"Well, I guess toi et moi could play some volley and then go swi-"

As she was going to finish her answer to Ann's question regarding what they'd do, since the float was far away and all, a wild Kuro appeared and would have liked to battle. The boy had no friendly intentions however and shifted quickly to the status of main antagonist in Camille's little moment; he soaked her with freezing cold water. Because she took a critical hit head on before she could even realize the boy assaulted her, it took her a few seconds to actually react to this. Within that gap, silence, just the sounds of the waves, the gulls crying and Camille's eyes wide open and glued on Ann's face.

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

She screeched so that the entire beach could notice her presence. She was frozen in place by the shock but kept the screaming going for a solid ten seconds. The water on her feet felt exceptionally warm at that very moment. Gathering enough will to actually react to her dilemma, she'd cross her arms and hug herself to keep her skin warm. The sensation was awful, not only was she cold as heck but the overwhelming feeling of a dead, has been trend forced into her being made her feel somewhat violated. Her joy vanished completely for a brief moment.

"... I-I'm gonna k-kill h-h-him Ann! I-I-I mean it-t-t."

Said the shivering Camille as she took a few slow steps backwards so she could fall over on the hot sand. She rolled on it a few good rounds, mummifying herself with sand stuck on her damp swimsuit and skin.

"Pfffft pfffft! Gaaaahhh sand... Ann...! Saaaaavvvveeee meeeeeee!"

She cried for help for no reason. In truth, she was too lazy to get up and wanted to make her friend suffer the same sandy fate as her, so they could be the sand-mummy team! Though now that the float was gone, she considered maybe joining that Volley-ball gathering or maybe even checking if some of her other friends were around.
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This kid was fast but Eli was more than step or two faster than him. As the distance closed, the fear of empty of beer bottles hitting him the head rose greatly.Still Eli reufsed to be denied his sled ride. His eyes and mind were fixed on his target, still a thought creeped into his mind. A grown ass man was with all manner of things scrawled across face with a bunch of rope was chasing a nude ass sixteen year old boy scareming and drinking his lights out. If this didn't shout sex crime to the heavnes nothing would.

It didn't take long for Eli to catch Kou. Once Eli had him it took even less time for Eli to jerryrig a harness. With timing that was a little too perfect Jim showed up with a wake board. Just as Eli could attached to the board the boy got loose, dragging Eli along the long the sand.

Elijah Craighs vengence was a comical sight, riding a wake board across the sand being pulled by a jackass kid. Eli couldn't help make the sight a little worse. "Yah Dickboy! Yah! Where is your Spuddy savior now! Not even Saint French Fries can save you now!"

Eli waved as they passed a bunch of people getting ready to play volleyball. Eli smiled as he used his pryomancy to form a whip, he cracked it a few times with. With everyone crack of the whip Eli aimed for a butt check. Elijah's laughter only growing more creepy and Joker like. Human wrangling, what a joy.

Jim Harper sat back in the sand watch in horror. "That white boy is fucking crazy. Aint no other way to say. That boy been dropped on his head once or twice as a baby."
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Aya blinked at Sebastian when he called her by her middle name, but then she remembered how he preferred to call her Lynn for whatever reason. She really didn't want to play volleyball with Sebastian. She didn't want to be anywhere near him. But Cassandra was having fun and laughing, and that pulled at her heart. Why was she so afraid of Sebastian in the first place? He seemed nice enough, and she couldn't remember any time he'd hurt her. Maybe it was just her being unreasonable.

She looked up at Nate when he offered her his arm and blushed a bit. Aya had a feeling he was just playing around, but the gesture was nice nonetheless. Even if it was a little embarrassing. She smiled up at him and took his arm, saying, "Sure." She let Nate lead her towards the volleyball setup.

"Cassandra's a nice girl," Aya offered, feeling the need to say something. "Her stepdad was my landlord and I used to tutor her every now and then. Sebastian…" Aya trailed off, not sure what to say about him. "I don't know… Cassandra seems to like him. Then again, she also thinks Hitler was just a misunderstood lost soul who made bad choices." That discovery had been one of their… interesting tutoring sessions. Apparently he'd just been a trapped artist and his legacy could've been avoided if he just had more compassion in his life. Aya tried very hard not to judge her for that. Young teenagers could be… romantic. Hopefully she'd grow out of it some day.

Aya just gave another bashful smile up at Nate, shrugging her shoulders. They arrived at the volleyball 'court' and she released his arm.

"So," Aya said to the general people gathered. "Volleyball?"

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"Please, call me Blitz," Ian said with a smile as he gave the beachball to the guy asking for it, "And I'd rather not be responsible for the destruction innocence for the children present on the beach, so the bungalow it is. We'll have to try doing that in public another time, sounds exciting." Blitz smiled at Isabella, taking her in his arms and blitzing them to the bungalow in a blur of motion.



Ian had never intended to go all the way, he just saw that Alto needed some help and it would give him a chance to see if he could pull that off. Now that he had, he wondered how long it'd take Isabella to know he had left. He then realized that he didn't want to find out, as she'd likely be pissed. Her little disc monster was currently tied to a tree, unconscious, and had all of it's eyes tapped shut with a lot of duct-tape and a ton of Gorilla glue. With the clock now ticking, he had to think of something to do. It was at this moment, however, that he saw Light on the beach. Oh, it's that girl whose on all the posters, hmmm, I wonder . . .

With a smile and a blur, Ian appeared right next to Light with an arm over her shoulder and a question in the air.

"I've always wondered, is there anything under that skirt? If there is, do you mind if I take a look."

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When Javkson saw Rli dfivinh Kuro around like a sleighdog, he simply turned away, deciding to leave the fool to his fate. Not my body, not my problem, though I will take that fire whip ability. Instead, he walked over to Camille and Ann with an apologetic smile on his face.

"Hello, I'm Jackson and I wish to apologize for my . . . brother's behavior. As you can see, it's caught up with him in a rather humiliating way. I hope he didn't ruin your day to badly."

Kuro was currently praying to his lord to find a way to end his torment. Even the sweet release of death would be preferable to this humiliation. "Silence you heathen, the Great Potato shall boil you head on oil for your abuse of I, his most loyal of subjects." Kuro cried out, before letting out a yelp as he felt himself the heated stink of the whip on his behind.

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Jaden moved a creature to his castle, upon which he tapped it with his finger, causing it to grow in size as biomass was fed to it, giving it a tough exoskeleton and larger muscles. His did this with two other creatures, protecting all of his bases, before sending two of his creatures to the same location, fusing them together into a big guy right on the border with two sets of arms dipped with Razor blades.

He didn't explain a word, wondering how Eden would react. Though in his defense, Eden had never sought the information of whether or not the rules Jaden had stated were the only rules to the game.

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I am going to kill that person, thought Isabella as she tried to set herself free from her padded handcuffs; let's just say that should her memories return, she was going to destroy Illegal Stuff Ptd. and turn all its members into her Sex Slaves. Yes, if her memories returned, she was going to have Patel capture all of those people, then have Issac lobotomize them to be completely loyal to her.

Soon after that, there came a crashing noise as tentacles broke through the Bungalow's walls, took off the blindfold, cracked the handcuffs...and handed her Bikini back to her. It was Patel, the Giant Squid! And, by Giant Squid, it seemed as though Patel had been tranformed into a giant mollusc with pink tentacles that made Isabella think of Hentai as she put her Bikini back on.

<Are you okay, Master?> asked the Giant Squid telepathically.

"Of course I'm not okay!" shouted Isabella, growing red. "Get over here!"

<But I'm in water, Master,> said Patel, puzzled.

(Edit: "Fine, I'll go after them myself!" Isabella said. And with that, she began running towards where Alto and the others were.)

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Eden calmly touched the creature he had sent out as a vanguard, enlarging it, turning it into a flying Gryphon with a sharp beak and claws, able to match the hulking colossus in sharpness, and far, far more agile. He then sent it against said colossus, sparking the first skirmish of the 'game'. Said colossus can endure much, but the Gryhon can dish out a lot of punishment.

Knowing not to put all his eggs into one basket, Eden then began altering more of his creatures, turning his most distant pieces into artillery, while increasing the speed and fighting power of the 'pieces' closest to the border, giving them longer legs and claws. He also created two more Gryphons, while keeping a few last pieces in their original forms as a contingency.
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"Man this dream is so weird. All it needs is some naked people to go along with the crazy monsters I'm seeing over there..." Light said, watching things unfold as people ran around and more or less played with each other, or the few monsters that seemed to be harmless. Upon looking at some sort of disc thing covered in duct tape, a guy in black trunks appeared next to her and asked her a question

When he asked if he could look up her skirt, Light was a bit confused. Although it could just be general curiosity about her Pocket Space, Light herself wasn't so sure. "Uhh... First off I'm wearing a dress, not a skirt. I mean, it is about 10cm off the ground, I don't think skirts go that low." Light said still trying to get a handle on the situation. "And uh... any particular reason?" Light said, deciding to just follow the dream and go along with it to see what happens.

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Avarice sighed and waved good bye to the strange mercenary man, "When this vacation is over we should contract, I'm..... ambitious to say the least, I could use a person like you." She smiled and left the bar, using her powers to try and detect that asshole's aura. She barely got a few feet away from the bar when a coconut was hurled at her face, she dodged it of course but she found the thrower was none other than her twin/clone Cer. Avarice was a little confused since she had done nothing that she could remember to upset this woman.

"You bitch!" Cer spat at her, "You stole MY body and now you're parading around like a tramp!" She was fuming and it was a sight to behold, neither version showed much anger. Annoyance, sadness yes, but anger was bottled up and covered with pretty smiles and happy tones.

Avarice looked on with confusion and a possible hint of amusement, "I have no idea what you're talking about, if you're suggesting some sort of twincest I won't deny it. There are few things I love more than myself." Avarice found herself barely able to speak without getting angry, she didn't know why but Cer made her blood boil, in a very bad way.

"Oh my god. You don't fucking remember? I expected as much from a slut like you." Cer lunged for her and after a few swings at each other they ended up tumbling down the slope towards the beach, momentum kept them going until they stopped by a beach volley ball court where they continued the power struggle, one occasionally pinning down the other, if they had been wearing the same clothes it would have been impossible to tell who was who.

They stopped when they noticed Kuro and the others at the court, Cer had Avarice pinned down. Avarice was mad that dick-face was stealing her revenge and Cer was mad Eli was being an ass. "Eli! You dick-face, let go of my student! That's completely inappropriate!"

Avarice growled, "You can't call him that, I thought of it first! That little shit stripped me and he will pay for his disrespectfulness!" She kneed Cer in the back and used her moment of weakness to flip the situation.

"Can you even hear yourself speak? I can call any one anything but that's not the point! You say he stripped you like you're special, join the club bitch." Cer was still so angry, she was ready to blast a hole in her 'twin's' face, the only thing stopping her was worry over what would happen to their shared body.

Avarice faked a surprised gasp, then righteously she raised a fist into the air, "Then for the women, girls, and general populace of the beach I shall beat the pervert out of the kid!" She paused before continuing more quietly, "Or kill him, which ever comes first." She snickered lightly. Before Cer could hold her back or retort Avarice leaped off her and bound her with energy to a tree. Cer was so mad she couldn't concentrate enough to break free. Avarice caught Kuro in a bubble much like one used some time ago but black, it cut the ropes that bound him and sent Mr. Dick-Face on a course to crash into it.

"Kuro, you will now face retribution for the acts of perversion against my self and others, even Cer, after all its probably her fault for not satisfying you. Shame on you Cer!" She smiled as Cer let out a string of profanity and insults only a twin could, "You will be skinned alive and fed to sharks, you will now have time to beg for mercy, if at any point you choose to repent you may make a vow. If you break it, vengeance will be much worse. Now onto the matter of Dick-face over here, for taking revenge that is rightfully mine I shall...." She tried to look at him with out laughing at what the kid had drawn, she couldn't. "Pardon you. I can't take anyone with profanity on their face seriously, you've been embarrassed enough."

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I am going to kill that person, thought Isabella as she tried to set herself free from her padded handcuffs; let's just say that should her memories return, she was going to destroy Illegal Stuff Ptd. and turn all its members into her Sex Slaves. Yes, if her memories returned, she was going to have Patel capture all of those people, then have Issac lobotomize them to be completely loyal to her.

Soon after that, there came a crashing noise as tentacles broke through the Bungalow's walls, took off the blindfold, cracked the handcuffs...and handed her Bikini back to her. It was Patel, the Giant Squid! And, by Giant Squid, it seemed as though Patel had been tranformed into a giant mollusc with pink tentacles that made Isabella think of Hentai as she put her Bikini back on.

<Are you okay, Master?> asked the Giant Squid telepathically.

"Of course I'm not okay!" shouted Isabella, growing red. "Get over here!"

<But I'm in water, Master,> said Patel, puzzled.

"You're a levitating Giant Squid, Patel," said Isabella, and sure enough, Patel was levitating above the water. The woman climbed on top of the Giant Squid and said:

"Now we go, for revenge!" And with that, the Biomancer and the levitating mollusc were off; off to nab Alto and Ian!

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Eden calmly touched the creature he had sent out as a vanguard, enlarging it, turning it into a flying Gryphon with a sharp beak and claws, able to match the hulking colossus in sharpness, and far, far more agile. He then sent it against said colossus, sparking the first skirmish of the 'game'. Said colossus can endure much, but the Gryhon can dish out a lot of punishment.

Knowing not to put all his eggs into one basket, Eden then began altering more of his creatures, turning his most distant pieces into artillery, while increasing the speed and fighting power of the 'pieces' closest to the border, giving them longer legs and claws. He also created two more Gryphons, while keeping a few last pieces in their original forms as a contingency.


"What the fuck is that?" Jenni said pointing to the pink looking monster flying in the sky,"Man this is getting more and more like my hentai videos..." Jenni said to herself turning to face the two couple.

"Excuse us a second will ya..." Jenni said to the using her powers to lift herself in the air after Patel,"Hi pull over you can't park you hentai monster here" She said to Patal while moving along side the creature.
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Eli was shocked to say the least when he saw a black bubble take away his capture prey. He looked back in wonderment trying figure out what was going on. It that was that look back that would prove to be his undoing ad he crashed hard into the bubble knocking him down to the sand. His first reaction was that of fear when the thought of a real Potato Deity crossed his mind.

When the visions of three ever thing began normalize Eli finally got a good look of what was going go on. Cer in all her uptight ways had the nude little bastard in her clutches. She was talking all kinds da of crazy shit. Not satisfying him? What the fuck is she talking about?

"... Dick face did she just call me Dick Face...? Oh hell no that's not gonna happen. "Eli said to himself before shouting." Cer you dried up old spinster! Give me back my sled dog." With that Eli launched a fire ball at the bubble. "Run dick boy. Your starchy deity commands it so!" Eli laughed for a second before doing his best impression of a little girl and shouting. "RUN FOREST, RUN!"

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"What the hell is going on!" the President exclaimed she was having a bad day. Already Reese was stating that she was incompetent and should be removed from office.

"We do not know Ma'am." replied the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs.
"We have no idea." the SECDEF replied as he nervously scratched his neck.
"We have no information on what happened." the National Intelligence Director sighed

Abernathy stood up. "Could be aliens." Those in the room ignored him and went into planning military operations against China and Russia.
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Gia was the first one to observe Isabella running towards the group, irate and angry. She spoke to Constantine and Jenni:

"Who's that woman and why is she so angry?"

"Oh, that's Isabella Lancaster," said Constantine although he didn't know how he knew. "She's well, a wanabee Casanova who tries to seduce people a lot, but fails just as easily - perhaps because she's too forward." He continued saying this in a deadpan voice even as the enraged woman came within hearing range. This caused Isabella to grow even more angry, and scream out:

"Too forward?! Men - like those two guys from Illegal Stuff Ptd. - should be throwing themselves at me due to my looks alone! Instead I've been repeatedly humiliated by people who should have been putty in my hands! I don't know why I fail - are they gay or something?!" Isabella was almost in tears.

"Hmm..." Gia said, "perhaps I can help!" A quick note about Gia: She was the sister of the Previous Story's Evil Overlord, Director David Michael Taylor of Aperture Tech, who had the power to gain the abilities of Metas whose blood he consumed. Gia was similar, only in her case, she can get mundane skills as well, and get them from DNA Samples of people. Basically, only Eden and Patel rivaled her in danger.

"By the power of Gia," the woman spoke in a frosty, regal voice, "I invoke you, power of Gaydar!" A pulse swept across the beach, a wave of detecting energy even Alto cannot intercept. She then faced Isabella gravely.

"Sadly, the two guys you referred to aren't gay...although one of them, Alto, his name is, might be a Lolicon." She then smirked. "Wanna broadcast it to the world?"

Isabella smiled again.

"Oh, that would be delicious." Gia met Izzy's smile with a regal one of her own, and raised up her hands.

Suddenly, giant letters of neon were announcing: "ALTO'S A LOLICON! ALTO'S A LOLICON!"

Constantine facepalmed.

"Why are you facepalming, Consty?" said Gia, "you should be thankful that I use my powers for innocent pranks!"

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Chiller looks at the woman in front of her, the woman is off her rocker. Delusions of grandeur, dumb bitch. Chiller just glared. she wanted to be home not with this crazy person.

"Eh why should we listen this crazy bitch?" mumbled Chiller to herself. "I'd rather be home kicking butt than here."
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"Simple, I wanna now if it's possible for you to have sex, if so I'd want to have sex with you. Nothing to complicated about it." Ian was always willing to try new things, and this was something that had been on his mind for a while. As he thought about this, he easily repelled any tentacles coming his way, launching barrages of hyper-speed punches at any that came close, knocking them away from the two. "My only preference in partners is that they be female, of age, and not animals."

When Gia made her announcement about Alto's preferences, he appeared next to Alto and taped a piece of paper to his head, the tape side also featuring a healthy dosage of Gorilla glue. "I always knew there was someyhing off abouy you cousin, can wait until I tell Auntie about this little tid-bit." Ian smiled before he reapperared next Light, waiting for her response. The paper on Alto's head would read: 'Alto Ganze, Proffesional Lolicon, Licensed Harem owner, and currently training up his next victims, Sal and Sefia.'

He did make a quick stop by Chiller, giving her a quick peck on the cheek and a promise before he went back to having his arm around Light. The pro ise being, "Stay frosty, I'll be sure to warm you up some day." She's freakin' cold as all hell, that kiss almost gave me frostbite. . .I wonder? Ian's thought began to take a travel through tne gutte as it consider the dangers the ice woman presented as a possible partner.

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Kuro & Insomnium

Kuro gulped, he'd gone oyt of the humiliation frying pan and into the fires of a crazy bitch. He was about to kiss his ass good-bye, when the Great Potato sent a miracle to him, a miracle un the form of a devil. A stream of black and red burst out of the forest, busted into the sphere with great force, grabbing Kuro as it busted out, sending the burnt-up teen hurtling towards Isabella at high speeds. It then it crashed down between the two, sending two tendrils out to sock both Cer and Eli in the face. Afte the attempt, it would collect to form what looked like a teenaged Damien, except he had tanned skin with black tribal tattos, glowing red eyes, spikey white hair, and an unbalanced grin filled with sharpened teeth.
"Whoooooooo, which one of you pansy-ass bitches want's to go, huh. Is it you, Bitches McBlack, or Confederate General ShrimpDick over there. I honestly don't care, since I'm going to lay the beating on both of you."

Insomnium was loving having his own body, especially one made from shadows and not week flesh. He had spentforever just beating the crap out of forest animals, but he was hungering for a challenge that he thought these two could provide.

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"We can continue this, though I'm getting a bit bored with it to be honest, or we can go see what all the commotion is going on over there is. Your choice, Eden?"
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"Okay, let's go see what the commotion is," Eden said as his Gryphon destroyed Jaden's colossus.

Some time later, Eden and Jaden would reach Alto's position, staring curiously at the note on his head.

"Are you really a Lolicon?" the boy said. "Because that's bad, you know."

"Yes, he is!" said Gia. "Anyway, you and your dad seem to have unique DNA! Can I have a sample, perhaps a strand of hair?"

"Gia," spoke Constantine, "that's creepy."

"Hahahahaha!" laughed Isabella diabolically, drawing attention to her red lips. "My revenge is complete! This is how I -" then a naked 16-year old was thrown like a projectile at her, causing her to be blasted away into the sand.

"Yuck!" spoke Isabella as she took stock of Kuro's body. "I am not a Shotacon! I like only adults!" Then, an idea came to her.

"Hey, you," the woman said to Kuro, "how would you like a more powerful, adult body to take revenge on your tormentors? You can pay me back later; wouldn't that be great?"

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"Simple, I wanna now if it's possible for you to have sex, if so I'd want to have sex with you. Nothing to complicated about it." Ian was always willing to try new things, and this was something that had been on his mind for a while. As he thought about this, he easily repelled any tentacles coming his way, launching barrages of hyper-speed punches at any that came close, knocking them away from the two. "My only preference in partners is that they be female, of age, and not animals."

When Gia made her announcement about Alto's preferences, he appeared next to Alto and taped a piece of paper to his head, the tape side also featuring a healthy dosage of Gorilla glue. "I always knew there was someyhing off abouy you cousin, can wait until I tell Auntie about this little tid-bit." Ian smiled before he reapperared next Light, waiting for her response. The paper on Alto's head would read: 'Alto Ganze, Proffesional Lolicon, Licensed Harem owner, and currently training up his next victims, Sal and Sefia.'

He did make a quick stop by Chiller, giving her a quick peck on the cheek and a promise before he went back to having his arm around Light. The pro ise being, "Stay frosty, I'll be sure to warm you up some day." She's freakin' cold as all hell, that kiss almost gave me frostbite. . .I wonder? Ian's thought began to take a travel through tne gutte as it consider the dangers the ice woman presented as a possible partner.
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"Well what do you want big boy?" Chiller swayed her hips in a manner that would attract men and women that were interested in her. She smiled, "Perhaps we can make angels in the snow."

She knew that was bad it was a horrible pick up line but damn it it was the only one she had in her head. Chiller thought about
lets be like ice cubes", or ""Maybe you can melt my ice cap." But all of them were terrible she just gave them the cold shoulder.

Chiller sighed she knew in Minnesota her father was for some reason doing a jig because of all of the puns and bad pick up lines she had in her head. Though married her father flirted with every woman he met. Her mother tolerated it because her dad knew mom was in charge,

But she did like the look of the 19 year old reminded her of Randy Denison in High School. Now the Quarterback was a slob. Though this was probably not the time or place for a quickie.
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"Oh come on now." Alto said, looking at the neon lettering. He reached around his head with his left arm and grabbed the paper as he sent energy into the glue and tape to rapidly dissolve it. The paper came away from his head and he crumpled it and tossed it behind him. Suddenly, he heard a laugh behind him. He turned around to see Sefia approaching. She was wearing a yellow bikini and it looked like she'd just come in.

"Now everyone knows." She said, sticking her tongue out. [b][color=orangered]"But I guess after mom found out it doesn't really matter who else knows, right?

But Alto wasn't really listening. Instead, he was lazering in a response in the clouds above the letters. He cut a gigantic 'NO I'M NOT' in the sky, and he left some residual energy so that the words would stay.

"Whatever, anyhow, I'm going to have to punch Ian in a sec." He said as he finished his lazering, "Wanna help me hold him down?"

"Alright, I'm down for it." She said. Alto stared at her for a sec. "What?" She asked, slightly uncomfortable.

"Ah, nevermind." He said, turning back around. It was a little strange, he'd never seen Sefia smiling before, or completely happy for that matter. "Right, let's go!" He started jogging in the direction Ian was going.
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