[quote=@Dragonite777]
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Um... I believe someone mentioned that Space Gophers were weak to parsnips, so Jimmy bet us he could take a jockstrap full of them and take on the entire squad of Space Gophers. I may have suggested he [i]wear[/i] the jockstrap, but the rest was all him.
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Uh, I may have egged him on by asking him if he was 'a bad enough dude' to take them on by himself. But that was it, I swear!