[h2]Shirai Kuroko[/h2]
Sighing, the girl gave up on the point; as much as it was her duty to reprimand Mikoto for her constantly flouting the rules, nothing she could say was going to stick. Really, her onee-sama was so stubborn... not only did she keep shocking thugs that apparently couldn't recognise the most publicised level fives, she never would stop wearing those unladylike shorts underneath her uniform. As for her obsession with a children's franchise...

Wonderful as it had been to talk with her roommate, it didn't escape the teleporter's mind that she had to be getting back to the branch office soon. Uiharu was on her own, since Konori had fallen ill at the most inopportune time. Though maybe she would like to come along, since Saten was likely to be there by now. Plus there was a quite obvious downside to hanging around...

"Onee-sama, I was wondering if you wanted to come to the office with me. After all, it looks like your antics have just shorted out all the traffic lights again, and I don't think you want to be here when Anti-Skill arrives." 
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[h2]Dark Alley[/h2]
"Now, why would I want to do that?"

The dog attacked.