[quote=@Moonlit Sonata]
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I'll explain in the GM's stead.

Now, QUESTION ONE: Do Apache Helicopters naturally exist in Fantasyland?

Answer: Nope~

QUESTION TWO: Is it possible for a human to have some sort of twisted, tragic mental disability that makes them think they are an Apache Helicopter~?

Answer: Well, if they're [i]depraved[/i] enough, I don't see why not.

And finally, QUESTION THREE: Sonata-sama, how much must I pay to undergo the Male/Female-to-ApacheHelicopter transgender surgery?

Well my little pervert, the answer is "more than you can afford".

This has been "Thirty Seconds With Sonata". Thanks for stopping by, all you adorable little lambs at home~
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I was just joking XD. I'd like to put my CS soon