[quote=@Moonlit Sonata]
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I feel violated.

Tatsua-chan-senpai, please help protect my maidenhood from this depravity.
[/quote]

Ahem, wow. I feel I need to protect myself from your lies. *clap clap* SECURITY! ARREST THESE CHILDREN! THEY OFFENDED ME! *two buff yakuza men come out of portal and grab [@Moonlit Sonata] and [@Tatsua Aiisen]*