[quote=@SilverDawn]
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Because th-

Wait a minute...

"Why"
Three letters
What else has 3 letters?
Die.
What causes deaths?
AIDS.
Which country aids others?
Switzerland.
What's Switzerland's most well known product?
Swiss Army Knife.

I rest my case.
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I see. The bottle opener [i]is[/i] pretty deadly.

Wait a sec, AIDS has a 0% mortality rate and Switzerland is usually neutral.