[@TwilightDragon] I OBJECT!  I AM CURRENTLY IN A CROSS-STATE VOICE TRANSFER SYSTEM WITH THE ASIAN ONE, AND HE HAS A DIFFERENT STORY!  MY VIETNAMESE COMRADE CLAIMS HE IS INNOCENT, A VICTIM OF SOCIETY, A SOLE SURVIVOR OF FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS, ANOTHER CASUALTY OF SENIOR PAPRERS!

Alright, enough about rubber bands and Sol.  I'll be up for another hour or so.