[quote=@Mr Allen J]
Which totally leaves open the other ways I can kill her!

But, yeah, you're free to pop in at any time.
[/quote]

Well I could go through a list of ways I don't want her to die.

Let's see here: Garroting, immolation, frostbite, broken neck...

*three hours later*

...death by stapler, death by dry erase marker, death by computer...

Seriously though I'm sorry to leave this behind and hopefully I can revisit it sometime in the future.