[quote=@Satsuki]
I am both disgusted and enthralled with what would a spider of unusual size would eat in the morning for sustenance along with the amount of time it would be able to go betwixt meals. 
[/quote]

Well, there's this thing called Cereal.  We pour milk on it and we get this thing called a stupid cheap breakfast that no matter what cannot be healthy for you.  Works best in human form anyhow.