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@barkmeat2 is about to fire your ass up boy

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[@Cyclone]

Friend, I don't think you know what you got yourself into. Deer? Hunting? Bees? Yeh, formidable weapons in their own right, but tread lightly. You are stepping on the toes of sleeping giants. When the weapons of war are awaken, fields of grains will be mowed down in one fell swoop. Fruit will fall from the sky like great meteors. The thunderous noise of rolling pins will deafen and cause the very earth to tremble beneath their might. 

You speak of your countless weapons but in the age of Mutually Assured Consumption, you are but a small player, a puppet to the real powers. Great, Intercontinental Beef Minastrome are pointed right at your capital eating orifices. You will not survive. You're fed kiddo.

EDIT: Chenzor we might as well rename this RP to Iron Chef: Kingdoms