Okay, this is getting stupid. Is anything I do ever going to have any effect, or are random NPCS going to keep teabagging my character until the end of time because the GM says so? I don't need to be some kind of all-powerful badass who always wins, but during this fight I have landed one effectual attack, while every round they have injured, hit, evaded, or generally humiliated Carver. I don't want to that whiny 'It's not faiiiir' guy, but... come on. Like... I don't even want to do anything now. Whatever my next move is, I know the result is going to be 'Bill effortlessly avoids this and taunts Carver's pitiful failure'.