[quote=WitchChild]
He sunk....a small island?...how???
[/quote]

Saved a virgin sacrifice, which pissed off a god.

[quote=chukklehed]
Accidentally pissed off a highly influential mutant?
[/quote]

That was recent, but I'll add it.

[quote=Lucius Cypher]
Forget that his sleeping positions were so bad, the onlookers used them to predict the weather.
[/quote]

<.<
I never knew a man could curl and fold up into that sort of position.