[quote=@Keyguyperson]
<Snipped quote by mdk>

"His footsteps got louder and louder as he ran closer, axe in hand. It was hollywood superstar, Shia LeBeouf." 
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"A sick feeling entered the pit of my stomach as I realized there was blood all over his face, small tendrils of flesh hanging from his mouth. An actual cannibal, Shia LeBeouf."