[h1][color=crimson]Zachariah Bale[/color][/h1]
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[color=crimson]“’Ere’s ‘ah I think it’s gonna g’ do’n.”[/color]

The girls sat there, just watching Zach with looks of confusion etched on their faces.

[color=crimson]“There’s gonna ‘e sone… [i]a’andoned thacility[/i] er sone shit, an’ ‘ere not gonna ‘e allahd to gah near it, right? Sah sone randy is gonna s’ring u’ an’ ‘e all, “Let’s take a closer looksee!” An’ he or she’ll thor’ a ‘unch o’ us togetha to tag along, an’ then ‘e’ll get there an’ thin’ sone [i]’eird shit[/i]. I ‘ean like nothin’ too ‘eird ‘ut it’ll ‘ro’a’ly seen rea’y ‘eird to e’ery’ody ‘ut ‘e.”[/color]

A few other folks had started listening. Others had stopped.

[color=crimson]“It’s gonna ‘oil dan tah un ‘ig centra’ cons’iracy, a’ight? An’ ‘e’re gonna kee’ snah’in’ arahnd, an’ the teacha’s ah gonna tell us tah knock oth ah shit, and…”[/color]

He paused for a moment, ceasing his pacing.

[color=crimson]“Yah getting’ ah this?”[/color]

Some of them shook their heads. One of them just flat out said no. A young man who’d joined in from a different table stood up and called out, “Dude, what the [i]fuck[/i] are you talking about?”

[color=crimson]“The ‘lan.”[/color] Zach replied.

“The [i]lan[/i]?”

[color=crimson]“Nuh the [i]lan[/i], the… the [i]th’lan.[/i]”[/color]

“Just…” The young man replied, “Whatever, just [i]fuck off[/i] you [i]freak[/i].”

[color=crimson]“Ah…”[/color] Switch replied, [color=crimson]“A-ha, the’e it is… the [i]instigation[/i]. Yah call [i]’e[/i] the threak ‘hen ‘e’re surrahnded ‘y ‘en. ‘Hat a’out [i]yeh[/i], ah? Let’s take a ‘ab at yah ‘ackstahry. ‘ay yah ‘ere a s’teet u’chin ah got ‘icked u’ ‘y sone ‘ald-ass scientists? Ahr a ganger ‘hat ‘issed oth all ‘is thriends? Nah, nah, I got it. Yer a nahr’al kid, ‘ut ya got ya “su’er ‘o’ers” an’ sun’ly, yah ‘arents dun ‘han ya, ya thriends dun ‘ike ya, an’ yer ahnly o’tion ‘as to cone aroun’ ‘ere, sah yeh cud get a three ride tah leisure tahn, ‘ithaht ‘avin’ tah ‘ahry a’out ‘hat ya letht aht there, ‘cause ya dun care ‘at NOTHIN’ an’ NUN ‘ut yahself, like the JANNY ‘ISS RAG YA ARE.”[/color]

The young man shut up from his seat and stepped towards Switch, who promptly grabbed a nearby empty chair and held it up legs-forward, like he was taming a lion or something. [color=crimson]“’Eah, ‘eah! Gith ya the daddy ‘ar’ux tah kee’ ya ‘ay!”[/color] He called out, [color=crimson]“C’on! Yah ‘ont theel a thing, ye’r gahn tah ‘U’Y DAHG HEATHEN.”[/color]