[quote=@SimplyJohn]
Gotta love a girl willing to dig out census reports to win an argument. That and tie her hands so she can't stab you with a fork during dinner. :P
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If you want to tie me up you'd better be buying me dinner first. :p

[quote=@SimplyJohn]
He has a habit of offering 'special medical supplies' to girls he's interested in, making sure they'll have a night to remember him by.
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I think that last part begins to sound a little too creepy, but the idea of a nurse offering some club skank drugs sounds like something that would happen in real life.