Birdseed pondered the options for a moment. Funeral could make them seem vulnerable enough for the guard to attempt to use her 'speciality' on them. And if the deceased is 'their grandmother', they have the option to bring in money and possibly heighten the interest of the guardswoman. However, a way to possibly not get raped if things go wrong would be the lesbian wedding. From there, the easiest way to bring sexual attention to the woman is bringing up the thought of it being tough to find a new threesome third into the mix, with rings on their fingers, since they 'have the occasional threesome'. That possibility might peak the guard's interest. Too many decisions, and not enough involving stun grenades or smoke bombs. [color=F26EFB]"Well, I guess we'll have to talk it out with the lady first. If she's aggresive, we go with funeral and start to break down at any aggressiveness. If she's reasonably well mannered, we could go lesbian wedding, [i]but oh, we'll have such difficulty with finding third parties whenever we decide on having a threesome while wearing wedding rings. If only it were easier to just find a regular third that we could call when we're in the mood for a threesome.[/i]"[/color] Over-acting the italicized bit, Birdseed smirks, wondering how her talk of threesomes and sexual encounters with women affected Angelo. She decided that the decision would ultimately depend on the guard, but it's good to have all your ground covered.
	Looking at the time, Birdseed figured it'd be best to leave soon. [color=F26EFB]"Condor. [i]Honey[/i]. I'm gonna grab Kheshig so we can hit the road. Got a long ride ahead of us. Meet us out at the car in five, kay?"[/color] Putting emphasis on the possibly fake-lesbian-lover pet name because why not, she strode out of the room they'd used as a changing room to get Kheshig from the gadget lab. [color=F26EFB][i]I'd so rather be in there, but two pretty heads are better than one, I guess.[/i][/color] Once in the lab, she knocked on the inside wall to get the other gadgeteer's attention. [color=F26EFB]"We need to roll soon. Meeting at the car in five. See ya there. Oh, and you're driving. It was put to a vote. Plus you kinda need to drive around back to use the service entrance once you drop us off anyways, so it just makes sense."[/color]