I won't be out to get your character after this. That's not how I do roleplays or DM players. I also won't be out to get _you_, but I certainly won't attempt anything interesting or out of the box with you for a while, given the shitstorm that happened right now due to me trying to think outside of the box. 

And I don't understand how you're _not_ petty, since everything after that sentence looks like pure, distilled pettiness to me. Perhaps other players will view it differently. In my eyes, you have now earned a marker that I will have to consult every time I attempt to do something in the game, to make sure I don't offend you. It's a shame I have to account for this.

My post has been retracted.