[quote=@Monochromatic Rainbow]Worst case scenario we send the Bartender your way. (What that'd accomplish I know not, but it'd be awesome.)[/quote]

Oh merciful God from beyond the golden flasks of aged barley, bless this poor savage with your righteous dog hair.

Firewater shall rain from the heavens and thousands of drunken apostles will spill blood and mary over the sand, Dust will be drunk-- OH MERCY, THE WAY OF THE BAR, THE WAY OF THE DIRTY RAG, THE WAY OF THE SPIT STAINED SHOT GLASS-- OH GROG NO

DON'T SUMMON THE BARTENDER FROM HIS WINE CELLAR. THAT ASCENDED SPECIMEN OF AN IDEAL HUMAN-- OH NIETZSCHE'S DRUNKEN IDEAL.