I've felt that as well, plenty of times, that things are not enough to keep people's interest. But, it's a learning process. It's probably easier to run a game-type roleplay rather than a story-type, if that makes any sense. May I ask what group roleplays that you attempted to run, the stories?

Hah, I don't know if it's actually good or not. But, I don't think someone who has never had it before would enjoy it. It's thicker than normal milk, leaner than yogurt. There's definitely an aroma of sourness, but it's quite subtle. It's perfect with cereal.

Go ahead! Feels like the perfect time for a bit of jolting.