[quote=@Vilageidiotx]
Witcher 2 and Witcher 3 are surely better than Witcher 1, aren't they? I tried to play Witcher 1, but it literally put me to sleep so I had to go do something else.
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Witcher 2 has tits like, right off the bat. Although the tutorial is broken.

I admit I was a bit lost in the plot for Witcher 1. But I blame it on me skipping the intro cutscene so I was literally without footing until I was finished with The Outskirts.

The generic NPCs also have some amusing dialog. With such golden lines as, "My bawlls itch."

And Witcher 2 has this magic.
[youtube]https://youtu.be/EOQcXJAshUQ[/youtube]