"Well long story full of amazing invention, thrilling, random explosions, war and space short i found it on the moon in a temple guarded by goat guards do you want it? If you do i only have one request, buy one of my inventions, there are many good ones like a rocket ship maybe a inter-dimensional radio oh what about a matter teleporter.1"
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1. The Avery Vanderson inventing company claims no responsibility for any lost hair fingers or other small body parts.