[quote=@Pripovednik]
[@HHShetland] Born and bred Cumbrian my brother!? (Half Scottish but what the heck)
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Actually, I'm from the southeast. I am of Welsh descent, however.

And yes, I am aware how huge the Commonwealth is; I only said it just in case you were from Australia or something.

Also, an Ass is a Donkey. Let's not make things confusing here, my good man. :V