[@NorthernGR] I think you're all wonderful writers with a penchant for chaos!

Please do continue to post now.

My post here is only just a rewrite of what has happened so far in the tavern. I have not added anything -- there is enough chaos without my adding to it.

Right now you all are PARALYZED. If your character is magical in some way you might get away with momentary stiffness, but most of you cannot move an inch as of this moment because Milo's put a spell on you. ;)