[quote=@Strafe]
Oh no... Edward is unconscious AND paralyzed. But I thought when you faint in pokemon, your status effects wear off, and you can't pick up anymore... Not that Edward really has the constitution to wake himself up anytime soon. 
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Weeellll Edward actually fainted before the Siren song, and the limits of the spell were restricted to everyone who hears it. If he was unconscious at the time, he didn't hear it, therefore he's not paralyzed! XD