[quote=@Mammalia]
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-Soren- *deadpans* You told us to go grab an Xbox and start playing.
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Sucks to suck.

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Both:okay.
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So, to sum this game up, the developers are idiots. That, or mad geniuses. You can get every achievement in the game within the first two minutes. Here's how: go up to the guards and hold B until your hit power hits fifty. Then you're done, all five achievements gotten.