Maybe things can't be too cute for you, but I'm a guy. There's definitely a level where it gets too cute. Gotta maintain my dignity. And some sensibility. Anyway, a long IC post is fine. You know I don't mind. 
But it does seem a bit sheltered and overly optimistic not to expect any kind of...y'know, in an entire town, and especially in a high school. Can't promise Yamamoto-San doesn't every now and then. He's human, just like the rest, even if he is of a higher moral caliber. 
Edit: I'll put up another IC some time tomorrow, probably.