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Guess who's back with plenty of free time! Its Nevada!

Who is in need of a new AI, it seems... Also, I didn't get the memo when you restarted like you said you would. Bad nytefall, bad (jk).
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You mean you didn't get the secret black ops briefing kit that got sent out to all Project Freelancer candidates? They were disguised as inflatable sex dolls which looked like Commander Miranda Keyes so as not to cause suspicion, but really contained a dumb AI programmed to tell you everything you needed to know about the assignment.

Oh, and they also told knock knock jokes for some reason. Probably shouldn't have let Wyoming do the programming, but for some reason the three hours of moaning I submitted for use were deemed 'inappropriate'.