Name: Gerald Neil Calhoun
Age: 28
Gender: Male
Appearance : Gerald is 5'9 with a slimmer-than-average build. He has a long face with his narrow brown eyes too close together, and all his facial features seem to be too low on his face, leaving a large forehead. He attempts to cover this with his wavy brown hair that he wears slightly brushed forward in an Ivy League cut. His mouth is very wide and he has a rather large chin, giving him a gangly, almost comical appearance.
Gerald has an orotund and sonorous voice.
Personality: Gerald is as sarcastic as they come, impatient as a 3-year-old child, and takes delight in watching others, especially Chester, fail. He rarely hesitates to let go his cackling laugh for which he is well-known. He likes to think of himself as a rather charismatic smooth-talker. In fact, he is pretty sure he and Chester "won" this trip as a result of his "smooth-talking" of a Hollywood exec at a bar a few weeks ago. In truth, both he and Chester are not the sharpest tools in the shed.
As for his good points, he is confident (bordering on cocky) and fairly brave, at least compared to Ches…which isn't saying much. He tries to be helpful, but he is often condescending without meaning to be. As for all his sarcasm and general jerkery, he does generally mean it in a good-natured way. It's the only thing he knows.
Whatever else you want to add: Gerald and Chester are best bros, even though it may not seem like it at times to the casual observer. They are constantly at each others' throats with insults, but they're really just goofballs taking good-natured jibing too far.
Age: 28
Gender: Male
Appearance : Gerald is 5'9 with a slimmer-than-average build. He has a long face with his narrow brown eyes too close together, and all his facial features seem to be too low on his face, leaving a large forehead. He attempts to cover this with his wavy brown hair that he wears slightly brushed forward in an Ivy League cut. His mouth is very wide and he has a rather large chin, giving him a gangly, almost comical appearance.
Gerald has an orotund and sonorous voice.
Personality: Gerald is as sarcastic as they come, impatient as a 3-year-old child, and takes delight in watching others, especially Chester, fail. He rarely hesitates to let go his cackling laugh for which he is well-known. He likes to think of himself as a rather charismatic smooth-talker. In fact, he is pretty sure he and Chester "won" this trip as a result of his "smooth-talking" of a Hollywood exec at a bar a few weeks ago. In truth, both he and Chester are not the sharpest tools in the shed.
As for his good points, he is confident (bordering on cocky) and fairly brave, at least compared to Ches…which isn't saying much. He tries to be helpful, but he is often condescending without meaning to be. As for all his sarcasm and general jerkery, he does generally mean it in a good-natured way. It's the only thing he knows.
Whatever else you want to add: Gerald and Chester are best bros, even though it may not seem like it at times to the casual observer. They are constantly at each others' throats with insults, but they're really just goofballs taking good-natured jibing too far.
Name: Chester "Ches" Garrett
Age: 27
Gender: Male
Appearance : Chester is about 5'11" with an average build. Despite his age, he has a rather fleshy, youthful face with pronounced lips and hazel eyes. His brown hair is cut short in a buzz cut. Ches' voice is more high-pitched and adenoidal than Gerald's.
Personality: Ches is the less intelligent of these two knucleheads, but not by a large amount. His talent, and in fact favorite pastime, is coming up with idiotic insults, some of which he may genuinely think are zingers until Gerald calls him out on them. Ches is also a well-known coward and is particularly unobservant.
Ches's best quality is his genuine good nature. He loves insulting and being a jerk as much as Gerald, but he's not as much of a troll.
Whatever else you want to add: Again, these two morons are just jokers and are really close friends...so much so that they are completely comfortable telling each other to go jump off a cliff without worrying about the other being offended.
Age: 27
Gender: Male
Appearance : Chester is about 5'11" with an average build. Despite his age, he has a rather fleshy, youthful face with pronounced lips and hazel eyes. His brown hair is cut short in a buzz cut. Ches' voice is more high-pitched and adenoidal than Gerald's.
Personality: Ches is the less intelligent of these two knucleheads, but not by a large amount. His talent, and in fact favorite pastime, is coming up with idiotic insults, some of which he may genuinely think are zingers until Gerald calls him out on them. Ches is also a well-known coward and is particularly unobservant.
Ches's best quality is his genuine good nature. He loves insulting and being a jerk as much as Gerald, but he's not as much of a troll.
Whatever else you want to add: Again, these two morons are just jokers and are really close friends...so much so that they are completely comfortable telling each other to go jump off a cliff without worrying about the other being offended.
