Even if you would go Karate Kid on him and kick him in the chest, he wouldn't move an inch because of how MASSIVE he is o-o I would dart away as fast as possible too xD but I'd end up running for the lake because I'm a pretty good swimmer especially if I'm underwater.

Eh, it feels better to just show it in my opinion. There's no real point in hiding it cuz no one is EVER gonna do anything about it. Well, no one ever has for me.