[quote=@Elitestpotato]
I might change mine to NYC. I have no idea how I'd get Lonely from Texas to New York. 
[/quote]

He finds a barn with an old pilot dude living on it, punches him in the dick, steals the biplane hidden in the barn, flies to New York, crashes the biplane into the Empire State Building, survives, continues with life as though nothing happened.