[quote=@SepticGentleman]
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He finds a barn with an old pilot dude living on it, punches him in the dick, steals the biplane hidden in the barn, flies to New York, crashes the biplane into the Empire State Building, survives, continues with life as though nothing happened.
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Lonely was secretly an expert pilot this whole time. 
Wait. Scratch that. He's magic.