[quote=@SpookySquid]
"Would you like a room? Hmm... it's not often we get humans here."
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Not wanting to correct the elf's mistake that he was detattler not human, after all he wasn't sure just how welcoming the hotel might be to his unusual species, Chuck smiled and pulled out his ICPs, casually counting them out in his hand. [color=ed1c24]"I've just arrived in the city on important business and am looking to acquire a place of residence for my stay. A very kind colleague of mine, a Mr Mateel, suggested this may be a suitable domicile. and assured me you would be able to offer very reasonable rates for my room and board."[/color]

Glancing back over his shoulder Chuck watched passively as one of the goblins lifted the dress of what seemed to be an elvish noblewoman and stuck his face up under it. The woman screamed at first, before bending over grasping the back of a nearby chair, moaning loudly. An angered male elf standing nearby reached for a cane and quickly belted the noblewoman's backside with it, causing the goblin to shriek in pain and collapse onto the floor unconscious, his long, wet tongue lolling out from the corner of his mouth as his friends laughed and pointed at his misadventures from their place at the bar. The noblewoman quickly dropped herself into the chair she'd been holding, wafting her blushing face with a stylish fan as her eyes darted devilishly over to the other goblins, her curiosity aroused.

[color=ed1c24]"I sincerely hope this is not the kind of behaviour you encourage here in your city?"[/color] Chuck said turning back to the elvish woman before him, jerking his thumb back over his shoulder towards the raucous. [color=ed1c24]"I appreciate far more civilised surroundings while travelling on business."[/color]