[h2]Sir Frederick Selous and George Melons - Athas[/h2]

George Melons was feeling ten feet tall at that moment, and all he heard was 'throw barrels'. He saw the giant fucking armadillo monster eating the hell out of the dragon-y monster. Clearly, this was one hell of a creature. "We're gonna kill the SHIT outta that thing!" And with a wild, howling laugh, George Melons let loose the first barrel, directly into the Mekillot's face. "Oh man, oh man, I bet you ten bucks I could carve that thing's balls off. I could totally fucking do it!" Whatever that liquid had been, it seemed to be having a rather serious effect...

Sir Frederick, on the other hand, was having difficulties with the roughness of the ride. As he saw the Mekillot, though, his eyes opened wide with delight, and his face twisted into a grin. "I can do this..." he readied his rifle to fire. "Yes, I can do this!" and with that, he let loose his first bullet.