Also, you're going to take Brennus' head off with a wooden longsword? That's remarkable. You also just effortlessly parried a two handed attack with one hand, after admitting your character was the weaker, also very interesting.

I'm not going to argue, as I've already said my attack was cursory and careful, though I'm confused as to why you've begged to differ in your post and turned it into some sort of huge theatrical swinging assault which is cumbersomely slow and weak. I'm pretty sure your character is using a wooden longsword the same as mine, so you don't have some sort of longsword Vs Fencing sword advantage here.