[h2]George Melons - Athas[/h2]

Whilst Sir Frederick attempted to reload his gun, George Melons had prepared an... Alternative ammunition for the catapult. Namely, himself. "THIS IS GONNA BE FUCKING AMAZING!" he screamed, reaching down to pull the lever and fire it, himself atop the corrosive barrel. As he flew through the air, his body began to undergo a change. He twisted and shifted on the barrel, screaming in agonizing pain, as hair sprouted from all over his body. His hands turned into claws. Soon, he was...

[h2]WEREWOLF GEORGE MELONS - Athas[/h2]

A fucking werewolf, heading right towards the eye of the Mekillot!