*pokes back of [@themadhatter420]'s back.

That's a bayonet, and behind that is a rifle; pointed at you by someone who neither knows nor trusts you.

You don't seem to be the sort to be a [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsXOQh36AT0]cannibal-raider[/url], which is why he hasn't shot you (that, and you're the GM)