[quote=@AdamTheChao]
Even if Alina could sing, you'd have better odds of finding a shiny than getting her to do so.
And I'm not so sure on the adorableness of Rapiers, I think it'd be more [url=http://i.imgur.com/sHTiQHI.jpg]cool[/url] than cute.
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It depends if you ask me. I mean, in Erion's case, he's just a foot tall; any normal-sized rapier would more easily qualify as a ceremonial lance than any kind of sword, so I imagine him only having a little baby one. Imaging an Espurr frowning and waving a little spike around Silver Chariot/Million Stab style is pretty adorable. In the same vein, I'd say that the best weapon for Lusser would be a zweihander, because the idea of him trying to lift one with his stubby arms amuses me.