WHY YOU WANT RAPIER? IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH AS PROCURED FROM CARPENTRY METAL WORKS? YOU THINK IS CUTTING-EDGE WEAPON? THEN MAYBE YOU FIND JOB WITH ARMY OF RUSSIA! YOU HAVE DRINKS WITH MIKHAIL "HAMMERTIME" KALASHNIKOV, TRADE STORY OF MANY TOOLS DESIGNED AND DETAILS OF SCHOOL FOR CARPENTRY!

OR MAYBE YOU NOT DO THIS. PROBABLY IS BECAUSE YOU NEVER HAVE TOOL IN WHOLE LIFE. YOU LOOK AT FINE RUSSIAN HAMMER, THINK IT NEED CRAZY SHIT STICK ON ALL SIDES OF WEAPON. YOU HAVE DISEASE OF EUROPEAN IMPERIALIST, CHANGE THING THAT IS FINE FOR NO REASON EXCEPT TO LOOK DIFFERENT FROM COMRADE. YOU PUT CHEAP BLADE OF ITALIAN SLAVE METALWORKS ON ONE SIDE, YOU PUT BAD BOW OF EUROPEAN SOUTHWEST ON OTHER SIDE, YOU PUT FRONT GRIP ON BOTTOM SO YOU ARE LIKE TRUE HERO POKEMON ZERKO. MAYBE YOU PUT SEX DILDO ON TOP TO FUCK YOURSELF IN ASSHOLE FOR MAKING SHAMEFUL TRAVESTY OF HAMMER OF MIKHAIL "HAMMETIME" KALASHNIKOV, NO?

HAMMER IS BEST. YOU FUCK IT, IT ONLY GET HEAVY AND YOU STILL NO HIT LARGEST SIDE OF BARN. GO TO BUILDING SITE, PRACTICE WITH MANY BRICKS AND NAILS. THEN YOU NOT NEED DUMB SHIT PUT ON SIDE OF HAMMER.